July 27th, 2003

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This just in from Longview, WA:

Brent beat the crap out of Martin with his guitar, and Sean slapped him up like a little girl. Martin tried to drown Brent in a fit of revenge, but the club owner broke that up before anything was achieved. After the show, Sean was molested behind the stage by an unidentified white male.

You can’t make this stuff up folks. Okay, you can make this stuff up, but the truth is there, buried under all the shit.